Room+2's+Jokes+and+Riddles

​ What goes up but dosen't go down?Okoko what is a mummys favourite music Why don't kangroos like the rain?Okoko

Because they don't want to get wet. By Reece. Not right Reece.Okoko

Knock,knock who's there? Red. Red who? Knock,knock WHO'S THERE? Red RED WHO? Knock, Knock WHO'S THERE? Red RED WHO? Knock,knock WHO'S THERE? Yellow YELLOW WHO? Aren't you glad I didn't say red again.

Where do fish keep their money? Ella the bank.kate m In a sand bank. by Daniel. No try again Daniel. That's incorrect. Ella

If Marys farther has 4 children and three of them are called Nana Nini and Nene what's is the 4th childs name? Ella. Mary. Jordyn. Nono by Daniel Jordyn's answer was correct nice try Daniel. Ella

What type of shark spits out a female? Mac a man eating shark kate m What has 10 legs, 3 heads but only 2 arms? Okoko

Why is the sky so high?Daniel So birds don't __ bump __ their head.Jordyn

Who stole the soap? Okoko

What has two banks with no money in it, a bed that I never sleep in, I run all day, I never walk. What am I? Jordyn Is it a river? Kate M You are right Kate well done.Jordyn

What goes through a door but doesn't go in or out? Mac. Kate M, a key. You are right.

What is crunchy and hairy?Jordyn

WHY can't a bicycle stand by itself? OKOKO

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who. You don't need to cry, it's only a joke. Jordyn

why did the teacher take a ruler in his car?jaydenM

why did the road runner eat a mouse?jaydenM